tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75355004241781305972024-03-13T13:07:09.406-07:00life4yankeebbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-40430730146926304592022-02-13T07:04:00.005-08:002022-03-18T05:23:10.646-07:00WETIN NAIJA STUDENTS DEY GO THROUGH FOR AMERICAN SKOOLS.<p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhkNWfIORUOkwxtduEXnWDGplh1KJTHB4c5itTBoF6SDmpgFGKOrRgrgwd6E4xRA8IPGqHnzQ_YOB1osLDyhdvRJMj8NYpR3YBQQHYRmSHTYWSyq9jTWBuawqTvTDdjaLw079cCq0xAYHinGuvq3gOuNOP0ukaEcUS3OMnVV3an1LYeLnB5Wi0yOFrHtQ=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhkNWfIORUOkwxtduEXnWDGplh1KJTHB4c5itTBoF6SDmpgFGKOrRgrgwd6E4xRA8IPGqHnzQ_YOB1osLDyhdvRJMj8NYpR3YBQQHYRmSHTYWSyq9jTWBuawqTvTDdjaLw079cCq0xAYHinGuvq3gOuNOP0ukaEcUS3OMnVV3an1LYeLnB5Wi0yOFrHtQ=w640-h426" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />As pessin wey don work for de skool system for yankee, I believe say I get enough experience of dis tin wey I wan talk about. Naija and even sef African students no dey find am easy for yankee schools. Especially for secondari skool wey dem dey call highskool for hia, dis students dey suffer discrimination.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">American students dey normally see dis African students like local people. Na so de yankee students dem go dey yab dem and use dem dey play. Even dos yankee students wey dey even try to come near dem dey use am as opportunity to dey ask nonsense questions, just to mock dem. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Dos wey dey carry dis tin for head pass na de Akata students. Dem no dey even fit hide dia hatred for African students. Na so dem go dey call dem different types of names, dey bully dem, and sometimes dem go just gang up to dey beat African students.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">And dis tin dey make de African children to feel inferior, and to dey stay on dia own, and to dey see skool hia as punishment. Even sef ee get anoda tin wey dey happen hia. Dos children wey Africans born for yankee dey even avoid African students wey grow up for dem country before dem come yankee. I dey tell you! Some dey go as far as to deny dem roots. If you ask dem where dem come from, dem go call de state wey dem born dem. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">And dat accent wey most African students get, dey make dem stand out. No mata how dem try, de accent go still dey dia. Na serious issue here oo, but unfortunately ee no dey get much attention for hia. Even when dis children complain to dia papa and mama, wetin dem go hia na "Just endure and use ya good grades to shut up dia mouth". Dis kind talk na im oyibo dey call "easier said than done." Chai!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">And de ones wey go try to blend in, as in to dress like de yankee students or talk like dem no dey usually end well. As dem go dey try too hard to gain de approval of de American children, na so dem go end up for different kind wahala. Either dem go join gang, end up for jail, or de girls go begin born pikin for dem papa house. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">But tank God say most African children dey end up as good adults. Na dos ones you go dey hia dia excellent performance for university, as dem go dey break record constantly. We tank God for dos ones. But if you talk to dem, you still hia de bad experiences wey dem get to endure for skool. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">And na im make I wan advice any pessin wey im pikin dey skool hia already, or you dey plan to relocate to yankee with ya pikin dem, make you plan am well oo. As per your pikin education, make sure say you know de skool very well, dis na because dis bullying tin dey worse for some skools, so make you choose wisely. And take am serious anytin wey your pikin tell you about wetin im dey go through.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">DOWNLOAD THIS E-BOOK: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09RJW7QNR</span></p>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-19037714325844918152022-02-01T06:30:00.007-08:002022-03-18T05:23:49.707-07:00GUN SHOPS, GUN SHOWS and SHOOTING RANGE<p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj1gO0A4APMUo-_-OQ2RtiYxVCmE3MvZJqHJ1vPrlAlntldxhSHVFESyEcuIhsn8Y-fUmcGDzt4qOuWRBaAKMinUtoMz01O07roNhpYHswZRU8siHJFaPqfBGbv3WG-BzizMUl4-LW-IqT6QXiSKFR6gWiNfND5g4Bli5fSOTVFESJP4kB-KbhYGIUrLA=w640-h426" width="640" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Na wa oo. See me see wahala oo! Na so one of my friends call me for dis past weekend say make I follow am go SHOOTING RANGE. Dis one na place wey you fit go practice how to shoot. See me wey dey fia gun like no man business.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj1gO0A4APMUo-_-OQ2RtiYxVCmE3MvZJqHJ1vPrlAlntldxhSHVFESyEcuIhsn8Y-fUmcGDzt4qOuWRBaAKMinUtoMz01O07roNhpYHswZRU8siHJFaPqfBGbv3WG-BzizMUl4-LW-IqT6QXiSKFR6gWiNfND5g4Bli5fSOTVFESJP4kB-KbhYGIUrLA=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><p>But as pessin wey dey like experience new tins, and I no wan behave like fia fia man, na so I gree go with am. Omo, gun range no be anyhow place oo! If you no get mind, you no go fit enter de place. Dem get different sections for a typical gun range. Ee get place wey you go go sign ya name. Dem go run security check for ya name to see weda you dey legal to handle "fire arm"(gun).</p></span><p></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Den you go choose de type of gun wey you go like practice with. Nna men, na small pistol I choose oo, make I no go carry wetin I go shoot, and ee go carry me fly troway. Ee get workers dia wey go teach you how to handle de gun wey you choose. How to load am with bullet, how to cock am, how to aim am, and how to position yasef as you wan shoot.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">See me see as I dey position to shoot gun. I no go lie, na so my hand been dey shake small small. You fit shoot inside or outside. Outside own na mainly to shoot those heavy duty weapons dem. No be dat one I come to shoot oo! I come hia to mainly respect mysef with de small weapon dem. My friend na old skool for shooting, and na big guns him dey handle.</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhBisVOai3iLvhM66WftsNbX70NpQwWPapgg3KrSzfzLgNhHltcFwTb2uoY1D9X8u5GywGNKFwMwV1YiO1wKv_J5wrHbeDJPRnQzSJYZfi-196dOsWD3aZbXj7P45FNSZAYA4lNBJvoFYtxERzJthKfimQhnx-16-tMNhzZzdROjg4K9E9E2sZ1daDf6w=s500" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhBisVOai3iLvhM66WftsNbX70NpQwWPapgg3KrSzfzLgNhHltcFwTb2uoY1D9X8u5GywGNKFwMwV1YiO1wKv_J5wrHbeDJPRnQzSJYZfi-196dOsWD3aZbXj7P45FNSZAYA4lNBJvoFYtxERzJthKfimQhnx-16-tMNhzZzdROjg4K9E9E2sZ1daDf6w=w400-h266" width="400" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Shooting range na popular place wey most Americans dey like to visit. You know say to get gun for hia dey legal. So na for dis gun range dem wey scatter for everywhere wey people dey go learn how to shoot. You fit carry ya own gun come learn how to shoot. Na wetin most people dey do.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Gun business na multi-billion dollar business for hia. Dem get plenty shops wey dem own na to sell weapons to citizens. As far as you no get any serious criminal records, you fit buy any type of gun. Even sef for some states, you fit buy as many types of weapons wey you wan buy. And most of dis shops dey even sell to customers online, you no even need to come for dem shop to buy ya gun.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">And na dis shops dem dey operate de gun range wey you fit come learn how to shoot. But some people don dey fight against selling of guns. Some people say na because of how easy ee dey for people to buy guns, na im make gun dey enter some evil and craze people hand. And na im dey cause all dis mass shootings wey dey happen from time to time. Even sef some lawmakers dey try to ban selling of guns to ordinary Americans.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEigNn73qMHseUU44_kGpjNOrll07WqoX4l3if7jA9A8Hy2O50wGdJ888tbPaPvgSdDHRTbHVdlB0rT1EaSrR3Ah33D_EgmPD96b_MphN4_E1GOX2FheWKNXBojPFLA2CGjUvFNlxWzX6zwy8zLB_HZ8H9h9siKmwHkC291u2jSvIRWS6p6n7MNrQyXM1Q=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEigNn73qMHseUU44_kGpjNOrll07WqoX4l3if7jA9A8Hy2O50wGdJ888tbPaPvgSdDHRTbHVdlB0rT1EaSrR3Ah33D_EgmPD96b_MphN4_E1GOX2FheWKNXBojPFLA2CGjUvFNlxWzX6zwy8zLB_HZ8H9h9siKmwHkC291u2jSvIRWS6p6n7MNrQyXM1Q=w400-h266" width="400" /></a></span></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">I just dey wonder weda ee go ever dey possible for naija where govment go allow people to open gun shop and gun range. Ee go ever dey possible?</span></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: x-large;">DOWNLOAD THIS E-BOOK: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09RJW7QNR</span></p>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-62689924820532678012021-12-24T14:47:00.004-08:002022-03-18T05:24:16.236-07:00CHRISTMAS FOR YANKEE NO DEY SWEET<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjJIoinyT6u5cZxOXVjnlQBsywg2FcTYJHb0dD7HbeKZam1j7wJVFq5UIfDk-EtLgE1l7_lYeuoG95w4iFHne6iaNflHRQo4BTETRUfdl5vPst3lvJMNLns6NXyQyIM4bX0MRXhB3DOlVxJCd0U22AMTiXTupYdPRCIIXY2GPf4hqHhx9qfitohoZpkNw=w640-h426" width="640" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Boooooorrriiiinnnggg!!!(for Mercy Johnson voice). Nna men, Christmas day for dis place dey like house arrest oo! No be small tin! Na so everybody dey indoors dey <i>celebrate</i>. Nothing much to do than to sidon for house dey chop and drink. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Make you forget dos Christmas movies wey una don watch oo! Dat one na film tricks. <span></span>Yes tins dey fine outside during Christmas. Decoration dey plenty everywhere, lights and colors everywhere. But, as per flexing, nothing much dey happen for Christmas day.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjJIoinyT6u5cZxOXVjnlQBsywg2FcTYJHb0dD7HbeKZam1j7wJVFq5UIfDk-EtLgE1l7_lYeuoG95w4iFHne6iaNflHRQo4BTETRUfdl5vPst3lvJMNLns6NXyQyIM4bX0MRXhB3DOlVxJCd0U22AMTiXTupYdPRCIIXY2GPf4hqHhx9qfitohoZpkNw=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span></span></a></div><p><span style="font-size: large;">If you get luck, pessin fit invite you to "come over" for im house to hangout, otherwise you dey on ya own oo. Ee dey pain pass if you just arrive yankee new new. As you still be JJC, na so you and ya couch or bed go collabo and do Christmas together.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhYrxCujndFWCcoik_COk7VaBeCx7XWI_1_CRegXxibkbXEM1cTtdBjDZShIk4tp3dgSeZX3aGiGt7JjbxWGa4vMLYXyTW9m4PTs0EptgDsL12g8YYFKtq_s5WZKJCi0LR3ZdRPtVMkUvxh7nWx55nPEpOHFM2YcwnR-hZlm5Gv1iKIKoum93JnNtIZNQ=s500" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhYrxCujndFWCcoik_COk7VaBeCx7XWI_1_CRegXxibkbXEM1cTtdBjDZShIk4tp3dgSeZX3aGiGt7JjbxWGa4vMLYXyTW9m4PTs0EptgDsL12g8YYFKtq_s5WZKJCi0LR3ZdRPtVMkUvxh7nWx55nPEpOHFM2YcwnR-hZlm5Gv1iKIKoum93JnNtIZNQ=w400-h266" width="400" /></a></span></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Chai, I remember my first Christmas here, na so ee dey me like say world don end. Nobody dey pass for road, most stores and offices dey closed. If you no buy wetin you need for 24th, <i><b>sorry</b></i> go be ya middle name. Na so I dey inside house dey watch TV sotey I tire.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">But as time come dey pass, and I come dey make friends, especially with Naija and other African people dem for my area, de tin come dey beta small. We go plan in advance to meet-up on Chritsmas day and celebrate as a group.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Each pessin go bring sometin wey we go chop or drink. Den we go choose pessin house wey we go meet for de party. If not like dat, hmmm... na so all of us for dey suffer <i>in-silence </i>oo! Den some of us wey be foreigners fit get luck and de onyibo people wey like us fit invite you for Chritsmas dinner for dia house. Dis one na real priviledge ee be oo!</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhvDywasu3VeUZyAZoFfFsg6DBgFqaAZfx7UajFGBRvUXXIFzDtOispeDcQLwQ2m1BPFYovgUm6LxhYutTTbqyf0it3FvtbKKHVIRl_2ITSF95cX075vHdKnrAHqTymZ33zw0mFONfFoTiiXj0uuRfL5RWAhvsRH4IDo_3jpbY5TzM4EDlpL7Ive-1zHQ=s500" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhvDywasu3VeUZyAZoFfFsg6DBgFqaAZfx7UajFGBRvUXXIFzDtOispeDcQLwQ2m1BPFYovgUm6LxhYutTTbqyf0it3FvtbKKHVIRl_2ITSF95cX075vHdKnrAHqTymZ33zw0mFONfFoTiiXj0uuRfL5RWAhvsRH4IDo_3jpbY5TzM4EDlpL7Ive-1zHQ=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Ee come dey remember me as ee dey be for Naija for Christmas day, who dey even dey house say im dey celebrate, where places plenty to go catch cruise? Especially if you dey village, na im be say na jolification till day break. Even for town, plenty gbedu places dey wey you fit visit sef. Na you go even tire sef.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Una wey dey Naija, una take style dey enjoy oo! Make una no dey tink say na heaven wey we dey hia oo. No wonder wey most Naija people for abroad dey travel back to Naija to celebrate Christmas. I swear some kind tins still beta for Naija pass for hia. Christmas na one of dem. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Dis house arrest wey we dey do hia say na Christmas celebration, no be am at all. Abi na de cold wey dey for December? How you wan even begin move around for outside fro de cold sef? Highest tin you fit do na to drive around downton to dey look lights and decorations. Wetin be dat one sef? Mtchewww!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Anyway sha, as you dey celebrate, weda na Naija or na abroad you dey, make you always remember de reason for de season. <i><b>MERRY CHRISTAMS TO ALL OF UNA.</b></i></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">DOWNLOAD THIS E-BOOK: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09RJW7QNR</span></p>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-25905104745195964882016-07-14T10:06:00.011-07:002022-03-18T05:25:36.104-07:00SEX OFFENDERS and dia yamayama life.<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgcNSd02WpOKfOAyavXaEVe7sddYXUqMW8iVM7JWNOYhEtZtzybzT4be-3cpQklJ74HWJvteNv-_Veq1fkAnC_QKaCPuH-x1KAHhHOodq-77rJL2MhKmuPpKzEmzViLcbEGVxo4r-x2e8wN8B00aFb76ELY1-MHyw50E7kZtFSiFJMVlw97tKZ7f8JwJA=w640-h426" width="640" /></span></span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">Imagine when you go comit some kind offence, and you don serve ya time finish for yonda, de govment go come force you to register for dem website say you been do dis kind bad tin!<br />
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Dis one na wetin go happen to you if become sex offender. Weda na pikin you knack (0-17 years), or na adult wey you rape, you must register as sex offender for any place wey you go ever live. And once you pack, you must inform govment and you go need to register ya new address for dat local govment website wey you pack go.</span><div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
And if na small pikin wey you been sleep with, you no go ever live near any school, or any place we small pikin dem dey meet. You no go ever get work for any place wey small pikin dem dey meet like-school.<br />
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And make you no even try to decieve govment people oo! If you fall any of dis new rules when dem don give you, na back to angola wey you go find ya sef. Dis one na proper life sentence oo. You dey find work na problem, you wan be teacher, dat one no go happen. Even sef if you no careful, you fit lose ya children. Before you rent house, you must check weda school dey near de place.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjR59tvCofbGBjumcSAXtXNTLSaxDoKJdL__-YZiBcd78hi4L9ql1FTKK80alewnRWd7nRBYwYgKjUK2RM2ifOmDd04R5T2q6HcEwzuKPCcmwGQmkT6WBiKKSQes1tBlUk96Q_lfDgkuI17m8nvnksnIfJ3TO-sUdxMAPUQ7Gh8KhQvWWoktPaPyzq36w=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjR59tvCofbGBjumcSAXtXNTLSaxDoKJdL__-YZiBcd78hi4L9ql1FTKK80alewnRWd7nRBYwYgKjUK2RM2ifOmDd04R5T2q6HcEwzuKPCcmwGQmkT6WBiKKSQes1tBlUk96Q_lfDgkuI17m8nvnksnIfJ3TO-sUdxMAPUQ7Gh8KhQvWWoktPaPyzq36w=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">But if we come check as tins dey happen for naija, sex offenders dey enjoy oo! With ya money, you fit beat de case. And with de stigma wey dey follow rape, most people no dey fit get mind to report to police. And na so plenty people especially females just dey fall victims to dis heartless people. Na only God go save pessin for dis we naija sef!<br />
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And dis one come make me remember those awa HONORABLES wey go yankee come show dem sef. I sure say una know wetin I dey talk about. lol!</span></div></div></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">DOWNLOAD THIS E-BOOK: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09RJW7QNR</span></div>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-22874485746767874962016-06-02T01:27:00.007-07:002022-03-18T05:21:04.146-07:00MAKE YOU CHECK DIS ONE OUT<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">
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bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-8870078591253734822015-09-06T20:11:00.005-07:002022-03-18T05:16:38.309-07:00DE AMISH PEOPLE<span style="font-size: large;">You know say when pessin say <em>wondas shall neva end!, </em>dat pessin dey talk about sometin wey really surprise am? Yes dat one happen to me recently. I find out about dis people wey dem dey call<strong> Amish</strong> for de frst time.<br />
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I dey drive for road one day, den I come see dis guy and im woman been dey drive dem horse and cart. Dis one na wetin I see for township. Na sometin wey I no eva tink say I fit see for dis side of town.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgT8Ir39Mu_uYcFAJ7eTW-7zCZY4WhMogQFIgrIo_jo4hMGI5UbHg5iiGpVyQGkttP-m-M8qWpWgmjWWgC4mPWYd0lIJBUNzluEIvF9XVplrWaEa9RkECPio8PxiaFUNSQMIitvtqfHEUYwQiJaELJxKLGp-wK4EELCg6nDCQl3oZFOJYOXB-oBecILJA=s500" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="314" data-original-width="500" height="251" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgT8Ir39Mu_uYcFAJ7eTW-7zCZY4WhMogQFIgrIo_jo4hMGI5UbHg5iiGpVyQGkttP-m-M8qWpWgmjWWgC4mPWYd0lIJBUNzluEIvF9XVplrWaEa9RkECPio8PxiaFUNSQMIitvtqfHEUYwQiJaELJxKLGp-wK4EELCg6nDCQl3oZFOJYOXB-oBecILJA=w400-h251" width="400" /></a></div><br /><span><a name='more'></a></span><span style="font-size: large;">When I pass dem come look inside dem cart, I see as de guy dress exactly like Abraham Lincoln been dey dress, with im bia bia and long cap. And im wife dress like sa na 18th century we dey. Dem just dey ride jeje de go. And I notice say dem been get vegetables for de back of dem cart.<br />
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Na lata I come find out say dem come town to supply vegetables to de supermarkets hia. Dis na how dem dey take survive. Dem be mainly farmers. Infact na de major work wey all of dem dey do. Dem dey live separate from everybody. And if you no be Amish like dem, you go fit live with dem.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjUW3wpmqkbkc4qb3AasB4A9DzMuDcZ9PIudmIKxeqsJ0gsR0pJ3cK_UhjecWCJr-VOyt0Pw1ikA3TIiG4wl4cMUdeX6gf0RQ3qRb3mDs9y2PrOhNiaGv_UN4vZ4R-Ca2um9fHmQNg6EaVNXCLKrzTBdr_m29ATpDC7yS1bW74tshX1VNO7oY1FozRfBA=s1880" imageanchor="1" style="font-size: x-large; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1259" data-original-width="1880" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjUW3wpmqkbkc4qb3AasB4A9DzMuDcZ9PIudmIKxeqsJ0gsR0pJ3cK_UhjecWCJr-VOyt0Pw1ikA3TIiG4wl4cMUdeX6gf0RQ3qRb3mDs9y2PrOhNiaGv_UN4vZ4R-Ca2um9fHmQNg6EaVNXCLKrzTBdr_m29ATpDC7yS1bW74tshX1VNO7oY1FozRfBA=w400-h268" width="400" /></a></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Dis Amish people na immigrants from Germany. Dem don tey for yankee, and dem neva change as dem been dey live since dem come dis country. Ee get some tins wey dem dey still do today wey go surprise you.<br />
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Numba one tin be say dem no dey drive moto, dem no dey drive or enter anytin wey get engine inside. Dem no dey ever use zip for dem dress (yes I mean zip!). Dem no dey watch tv or listen to radio. Dem women no dey eva use make up. I even hia say dem no dey use electricity ( I no too sure about dat one, but na wetin I hia). <br />
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Dem get dia own skool for dia colony (dem dey call dem village- colony). So dat one mean say dem no dey go skool wey odas dey attend. And dem skool dey stop for eight grade hia (dat one na JS2). And dem must marry dem sef. You must no marry pessin wey no be Amish.<br />
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Amish na one form of Christianity. And dem get dem own special doctrines wey I no too know wetin dey inside. Dem dey too secret for de way dem dey live dia life. And anoda tin na say dem no dey like to take picture. Infact ee dey against dia religion.<br />
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I tell you eh..., pessin dey hia say some kind Christian denominations dey special, but I no know any one wey special pass dis guys own. And for de fact say dem don dey reach now and nothing don happen to dem (civilization neva fit change dem), I really comot cap for dem.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br />
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Lol..., but seriously I no know wetin just do me today, but from nowhere tapioka just enter my head. And when ee enter my head, ee take style shock me, like seriously!! Na dis tin wey oyibo dey call <strong>flashback</strong>. And make I tell you..., de flashback really take me go places..., I swear!!<br />
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Ahhh..., I remember when you fit go market and just buy dis tin plenty plenty. You fit chop am with coconut, palm kernel, groundnut or even native pear (de purple type, incase you no know!). Or sometimes you go see as small children go dey hawk am around ya area. And I dey notice say afta you chop dis tin, ya belle go full like say you don chop real three square meal.<br />
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And den de oda type wey dey dry, dem go soak am for wata, den come mix am with potash, palmoil, salt, pepper, meat, dry fish, okazi leave and oda comma and full stop tins wey go make de tin scatter ya brain as you dey chop am.<br />
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Na tins like dis wey dey make me still feel connection to my beloved naija. No mata how far you go or how long you stay outside naija, ee get tins wey go still make you miss de place. Awa food no get compare at all. De taste, de smell, de color of awa food just dey unique.<br />
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And wetin wey you go notice about we original foods be say everybody get equal access to am. Levels no dey inside. You dey for Aso rock or you dey for village, you fit still arrange de food with de same ingredients. No mind say everybody now don dey eat imported food. Awa own still dey affordable to everybody.<br />
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Sometimes I dey always wish say we wey dey hia fit find awa original food very easy. But dat one go hard to do sha. Na manage we go dey manage for hia!!<br />
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But if you know where I still fit find tapioka for hia..., abeg make you let me know ooo...!<br /></span>
<br />bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-78793271315972113702015-09-03T12:54:00.006-07:002022-03-11T14:12:34.280-08:00AKATA WOMEN BEEN DEY BREASTFEED OYIBO PIKIN DEM<span style="font-size: large;">If you don watch dat film wey im name na THE HELP, you go see as life been dey for yankee around 1950s. Dat time, na mostly akata women dey do house helep work for onyibo women. And dat time, na de most popular work wey akata women fit get.<br />
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But dis tin no really start today. Even for way back, na akata women been dey take care of onyibo pikin dem. Wetin dat one mean na say onyibo pikin dey spend more time with akata house helep pass dem own mama.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj3QBv0XT35I0EG_II8C_SeVzCBRRMPwrO9JtSygyOPcnHJkm64BtlYB4BhMoGVp71DViOaznSQyV3zG5cmJ3rvlpdlG0s0TjwOVkdAZCwOsnV_mSDXNYquhacS_p1xE0usmKON4FMUCCIww6R_FL6AjIT8Ikt1Y8SGOL7wjnh-9cNWv0uqnzTJKX0deQ=s980" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="515" data-original-width="980" height="336" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj3QBv0XT35I0EG_II8C_SeVzCBRRMPwrO9JtSygyOPcnHJkm64BtlYB4BhMoGVp71DViOaznSQyV3zG5cmJ3rvlpdlG0s0TjwOVkdAZCwOsnV_mSDXNYquhacS_p1xE0usmKON4FMUCCIww6R_FL6AjIT8Ikt1Y8SGOL7wjnh-9cNWv0uqnzTJKX0deQ=w640-h336" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
And I believe say dat one dey make akata women to no get too much time to spend with dem own pikin dem. But I fit dey wrong about dis one, na just sometin wey I dey tink. <br />
</span><a name='more'></a><span style="font-size: large;">Den when I begin research dis history about yankee, I come discover sometin wey really shock me!! De tin wey I been find out na say during dos olden days, akata women been dey <strong>breastfeed</strong> oyibo pikn wey dem been dey take care of. If you dey doubt me, make you check internet and you go still see for ya sef.<br />
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Na wa oo! Dis country history take style dey ova complicated. And dis na time wey dem been dey treat akata people really bad, but dem still allow de akata women to breast feed dem pikin. No be small tin oo! And my quesion come be say, where de onyibo women been dey or wetin dem been dey do when anoda woman dey breast feed dem own pikin?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgI_5s-y1zLpGiPQqXlIPszoDM4ognlaGPrCBdueQGRkW13PLY1md8ujbrtWHD5CnGfGKiPGok49ZQ_xCHT0e17J_f9U3A9zYe0bd-vUUBre7dQiAbbLL10S5s_wkEmMn66mmfRMV7jKPF1ppFtzd48rFYAWjfXrMpqLEXDS_yx-p5Hi8BxzjUobPPdfg=s225" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="225" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgI_5s-y1zLpGiPQqXlIPszoDM4ognlaGPrCBdueQGRkW13PLY1md8ujbrtWHD5CnGfGKiPGok49ZQ_xCHT0e17J_f9U3A9zYe0bd-vUUBre7dQiAbbLL10S5s_wkEmMn66mmfRMV7jKPF1ppFtzd48rFYAWjfXrMpqLEXDS_yx-p5Hi8BxzjUobPPdfg=w320-h320" width="320" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">
Imagine say naija woman allow her house helep to <strong>breastfeed</strong> her own pikin! I no even wan imagine dat one. Just imagine how a typical naija woman go react when she enter room den come see as her house helep breast dey inside her baby mouth. Ya guess dey as good as my own!!<br />
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Any way sha.., dem say culture dey different different. So me I believe say dem get dia reason why dat one been happen during dat time sha!<br /></span>
<br /></div>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-57351853550425648012015-08-30T21:17:00.005-07:002022-03-11T14:13:15.375-08:00'LOVE' TATTOOS<span style="font-size: large;">I no like tattoo since time imo river. I no fit see my sef enter tattoo palor, den com sidon make anoda pessin use pin dey chook my body with dat dem electric pin. And den come begin inject my body with dem ink. My body na no go area for tattoo.<br />
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But when I look around, na so almost every pessin get tattoo for body. People dey get am for every part of dem body. Just tink of any part, somebody get tattoo for dat area. And tattoo business her dey very big. Na none stop customers wey dem dey get.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiMt_QWr0R5o2Gg-aP39ES7PMPZ_n3dLGkn9DFHGgF-K0S3SlhyNUH4PtDK2KCnKGg7fQM6H5Ou2Yf27vukbdTR3nTHvJOFHAhquC5JNBt-bQ09Nm30wiUFoScI96_t3tWiKnawtvh6b3G2Yqhqmen37qxu8e0__frV8pDxS05E-lpv5Yt7s2NewVud1Q=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiMt_QWr0R5o2Gg-aP39ES7PMPZ_n3dLGkn9DFHGgF-K0S3SlhyNUH4PtDK2KCnKGg7fQM6H5Ou2Yf27vukbdTR3nTHvJOFHAhquC5JNBt-bQ09Nm30wiUFoScI96_t3tWiKnawtvh6b3G2Yqhqmen37qxu8e0__frV8pDxS05E-lpv5Yt7s2NewVud1Q=w640-h426" width="640" /></span></a></div>
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And when you check de entertainment industry for hia, na so every artist get ink for dem hand, dem back, dem neck e.t.c. Ee just dey like say dem pour dis guys with bucket of ink. And den when you see dis awa naija musicians, you go see as almost all of dem don begin tattoo all dem body. Na wa oo!<br />
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Anyway, wetin I no too understand about dis tattoo tin, na how people dey write sometin about dos wey dem say dem love. Like you go see ass somebody go tattoo dem mama or papa or any loved one name or face for dem body.</span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg_ItPrRGnuAWhuCIj-YtCKum8xGsxorxCS4stntuA7GiLKu0UybNqS_VvIkKZElfF9obvl3yF56Da19U6k90ygQ3NZwQ2rhyJx5Sg4kKQkYnrlnp0KpiCjojuBNQ4-RqrR4QRNRoiMf59_lRHw3as-71_oLiDa2EE3w2aq3HK-ihI0RUrsTk3ginb8Kg=s500" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg_ItPrRGnuAWhuCIj-YtCKum8xGsxorxCS4stntuA7GiLKu0UybNqS_VvIkKZElfF9obvl3yF56Da19U6k90ygQ3NZwQ2rhyJx5Sg4kKQkYnrlnp0KpiCjojuBNQ4-RqrR4QRNRoiMf59_lRHw3as-71_oLiDa2EE3w2aq3HK-ihI0RUrsTk3ginb8Kg=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div>
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When you ask dem 'why?', dem go tell you say na how dem wan take show dem love. Or dem go say na so dem wan take remember de pessin, if de pessin don kpai. Well I no wan judge anybody about wetin dem dey do with dem body, but wetin I dey tink be say, if na so you wan take show love or remembrance to dos wey you love, na im be say ya body go cover with people face.<br />
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What about dos wey dey write language wey dem no understand for dem body, like Chinese? I hia one tory where pessin tattoo im body with Chinese language, and she been tink say ee mean "I'm all yours" for her back waist area, but lata come find out say de tin mean "I'm a bitch"... lol.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEja0O-0RxPZjh31dlDwwvek6EJ49gaCcitwEhVoTWI8kZgh8vZFqMT1K60R83wV-zMrgCjn037CXe9Yfjgn55HkYmwcqp7utvGoyWOq0SE4jWn9gswWxRya6jTA0l2a2Qqz5-aPnLeox0CjnI1BFz_Q8IRGWb3fmT9b5-uOhjuSW5rjKw_c9_QDedjBoA=s500" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEja0O-0RxPZjh31dlDwwvek6EJ49gaCcitwEhVoTWI8kZgh8vZFqMT1K60R83wV-zMrgCjn037CXe9Yfjgn55HkYmwcqp7utvGoyWOq0SE4jWn9gswWxRya6jTA0l2a2Qqz5-aPnLeox0CjnI1BFz_Q8IRGWb3fmT9b5-uOhjuSW5rjKw_c9_QDedjBoA=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">
No be small tin oo! Me ma.., I don answer quesion tire why I no get any tattoo for my body, and I dey always tell dem say I no need to show love or remember anybody with ink for any part of my body. My mind na where I need to keep dos wey I love, and my actions be how I need to show say I love people.<br />
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I no need any tattoo for my body and I no get time to begin explain wetin any tattoo for my body mean.<br /></span>
<br /></div>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-46887975568706825642015-08-26T20:33:00.002-07:002021-12-17T12:10:23.739-08:00NAIRA VS DOLLAR EXCHANGE RATE<span style="font-size: large;">Dis post na some kind of true confession. All of us know say aside from de beta life wey we dey travel abroad for, anoda big reason wey we dey travel abroad and de country wey we dey choose, dey depend on de exchange rate of de currency of dat country money to NAIRA.<br />
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Why wey dey like to travel to countries like USA, Canada, UK and so on, na because dem currency dey high. Na one of de reason me I decide to come yankee. When you make dat dollar and den press ya calculator to see how much ee be for naira, ee dey give you confido.<br />
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Na im make when some people travel back with some dollars, and den come change am, ee go dey like say dem don make plenty money. I remember anytime I go to send money to pessin wey dey naija, I dey always notice how de cashier eye dey wide anytime I tell dem sometin like, <em>I wan send 20,000 naija money. </em><br />
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Dem go ask me again if I wan send 20 or 200 <em>naija money</em>. For dem mind dem dey see am like say naira and dollar na same value. Den I go come explain to dem say de exchange rate dey different.<br />
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And den anytime I read for internet say naira don fall, I go confess to you say I dey take style dey happy. I know say dis one no be good tin at all. I go tell you say most naija people hia dey happy too about am. You go see as dem dey arrange to send money back home for dem relatives to change dollars for dem.<br />
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Dis recent time wey naira fall well well, we see as dollars just overflow for naija. Most of dos money come from yankee. Yes..., I know dat one for sure. And all of us see how de tin wan nearly collapse naija economy. Tank God say CBN come decide to stop de flow of too much dollars to de economy.<br />
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And dis one come dey make me dey tink about dis exchange rate tin. We wey dey for abroad go dey always complain say naija economy no dey good. When you see naija people dey talk, na so dem go dey curse politicians of how dem dey spoil de economy, and also dey complain how de naira dey fall everyday. And all of us dey always act like say na we holy pass.<br />
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But when de naira fall as ee happen last month, you go see as dis same naija people go rush to send foreign currency back home, and den over flood de market. Den pessin go begin wonda weda we dey pray for de economy to always dey bad, and den dey always pretend like say we care about naija economy.<br />
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Na wa oo! No be secret say people wey dey abroad get serious SUPERIORITY complex to dos wey still dey back home. Everybody know dat one. But how many of us know say we fit dey contribute to awa bad economy indirectly with dis over flooding of awa own naija economy with foreign currency?<br />
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Noting dey wrong with us abroad to send forex back home. But make we no just dey send dis forex and den suck out all de naira wey dey on circulation. Make we send dat money and invest am for sometin wey dey tangible for de economy. Dat na wetin we suppose to dey do.<br /></span>
<br />bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-86888328868118760372015-08-23T19:59:00.004-07:002022-03-18T00:53:28.858-07:00YOU NO FIT SEND ANY SMALL PIKIN MESSAGE FOR YANKEE<span style="font-size: large;">You know..., sometimes ee get de kind of tins wey you see or experience around you for dis yankee wey go make you miss naija. Some kind tins wey you fit do or say for naija and no mean any tin, but if you do am for hia, ee fit land you for serious wahala.<br />
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To discipline pikin hia na <em>no no.</em> No even tink am! Even sef, you no get right to discipline ya pikin de way you want. If you do dat one, na im be say na police attention wey you dey find. I know some parents wey dey even fia dem own pikin wey dem born.<br />
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Dem go prefer to padi with dem pikin, instead of dem to make de pikin understand de difference between papa/mama AND pikin. Even to send pikin message na problem. Ee get women for hia wey dey do everytin for dem children. Dem go wash dem cloth, wash plate wey pikin use eat, clean dem room etc.<br />
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I know of some students when I been dey skool, wey go carry dem dirty cloth go back house for weekend for dem mama to wash for dem. Some students no fit stay two straight weeks for skool. Dem must go back to dem house every weekend for dem mama to do tins for dem. <br />
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Me I been experience sometin for de first week when I been enter dis country. I been dey for my uncle house for de first two weeks when I enter yankee. I remember de time when I been send my small cousin message, and de girl just roll her eye and den come tell me to do de tin by my sef.<br />
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I been tell her to give me wata from fridge, and de small sisi yankee just give me dat <em>Welcome To America </em>shocker. Afta dat shocker, I remember wetin my broda been tell me. Him tell me say <em>guy you no dey naija again oo, for hia you go do everytin by ya sef.</em><br />
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I go tell you dis one..., ee take me sometime before I fit adjust to de fact say tins dey different for hia. Just because say you senior pessin no mean say you fit tell dem wetin to do. If you no wan any insult or disrespect to reach ya side, you go just get to maintain ya own lane.<br /></span>
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bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-22873198540465504192015-08-16T21:27:00.005-07:002022-03-11T14:11:40.875-08:00AKATA COMEDIANS<span style="font-size: large;">One of de ways wey I dey take pass time when I no get anytin to do, na to go for youtube to watch jokes from stand up comedy. Sometimes, I go spend hours just dey watch stand up comedy. I go watch white, akata, latino and even naija stand up comedian.<br />
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But I dey usually enjoy akata stand up comedy. De style of dis comedians just dey different. Dem no get filter for dem mouth when ee come to POLITICALLY CORRECT topics. Dem go talk about any and every tin. Dem no send at all.<br />
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And when ee come to dat word- NIGGA, dem dey use am like chewing stick. Dem don make dat word popular for everywhere. No mata how news people try to criticize akata comedians as dem dey use dat song, dem no wan slow down at all.<br />
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Den anoda tin wey I notice, na how dem dey always attack Africa and people wey come from Africa. No be small tin oo! Some kind tins wey you go hia from dem mouth go just make ya body shiver. And de audience dey enjoy de jokes well well. <br />
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But as pessin wey come from Africa you go see de ignorance for some of de tins when dem go talk about Africa. And den when you meet some people, you go see say dem dey get most of dia ideas about Africa from wetin some of dis comedians dey talk for dem show.<br />
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But wetin pessin fit do? Well..., you go just shake head and behave like say de tins wey you dey hia no dey bother you at all. You no wan begin argue with anybody, because dis one fit cause serious quarrel. Trust me, I don see dis one happen before!!<br /></span>
<br />bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-70168127214581667952015-08-12T20:06:00.002-07:002021-12-18T01:45:08.717-08:00DARK SKIN vs LIGHT SKIN<span style="font-size: large;">Among akata people for hia, dem get dis tin wey dem dey always argue about. Dat tin na de color of dem skin. Yes oo! Dos wey get light skin dey tink say dem beta pass dos wey get dark skin. And dos wey get dark skin no like light skin people.<br />
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Dis tin wey I dey tell you be VERY serious mata for hia. Ee dey even cause serious quarel for among family members. Light skin family members dey feel say dem beta pass dos wey get dark skin. Even sef some parents dey show more love to de pikin dem wey get light skin. Dis na sometin wey I don witness with my own korokoro eyes.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi9s8IM3q_pkqyWcrqUMZ8nT_1imCnQM-m4q69L_EynmeyBqudbxPKlBg26uJUzMHvNRv6CenMIPh7jJCih-2LZJesREx8auVCoxkHOP6YZ7DSP936hB1QSdDwq93xxsS5NIX15y36PDUw8hwDdffrUkefGyK1hpDjwyKN6LyOY8X163yZGliN_hUoQ3A=s1200" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="1200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi9s8IM3q_pkqyWcrqUMZ8nT_1imCnQM-m4q69L_EynmeyBqudbxPKlBg26uJUzMHvNRv6CenMIPh7jJCih-2LZJesREx8auVCoxkHOP6YZ7DSP936hB1QSdDwq93xxsS5NIX15y36PDUw8hwDdffrUkefGyK1hpDjwyKN6LyOY8X163yZGliN_hUoQ3A=w400-h200" width="400" /></span></a></div>
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And as skin color dey separate one akata pessin from anoda one, na so de way dem hair dey too dey separate dem. De more ya hair take style dey resemble onyibo pessin hair, de more suprerior wey you go feel. No be small tin oo!<br />
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Even for office, you go hia tory as light skin akata and dark skin akata dey jam head for. De light skin pessin dey feel say im dey closer to onyibo people pass dos dark skin akata. Light skin dey feel say dem get more onyibo blood pass Africa man blood for dem body.<br />
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For hia, de more you separate ya sef from Africa, de beta wey tins go be for you. Lol. Africa don suffer for dis yankee people hand oo! I no blame dem sha..., na we wey dey allow dem to do us anyhow.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEic8xQ7yOaqJKr9C02qmMltnRn3iIJuRgFiietjZmAdHTuPFfXQnl9i58W7O3-wsqVdQ0ySVGVbjA0fB43CDwqMtlrvYt5XHym4kf5LZR-QtkpHbJGwyCbmh-BHRoTyOdaNBhZ3768K3wxT6MBlEB6DCZ2k9oDNFIcWV51GYUGr7QfDhgt1ZTf58_jOQA=s485" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="485" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEic8xQ7yOaqJKr9C02qmMltnRn3iIJuRgFiietjZmAdHTuPFfXQnl9i58W7O3-wsqVdQ0ySVGVbjA0fB43CDwqMtlrvYt5XHym4kf5LZR-QtkpHbJGwyCbmh-BHRoTyOdaNBhZ3768K3wxT6MBlEB6DCZ2k9oDNFIcWV51GYUGr7QfDhgt1ZTf58_jOQA=w400-h297" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Now how dis <strong>light skin vs dark skin</strong> wahala really start? Well..., history say de tin been start during de slavery time. Dat time de oga dem (slave masters) been dey sleep with de slave women. And when dem born pikin, de oga no go wan make dat pikin to mix with de oda slaves.<br />
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So na dis pikin wey get light skin like de oga wey dem dey keep for house. Dis light skin pikin go do de house work instead of to dey work outside for sun and rain. And dem dey eat beta food and wear dress wey beta pass dos wey de regular slaves dey wear.<br />
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And den as time come dey pass, dis light skin pikin go come begin feel superior to de oda slaves wey no dey live for main house. Den de light skin people come begin call dem sef <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creole_peoples" target="_blank">CREOLE</a>. Dem begin separate dem sef from de oda akata people. <br />
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And as time dey pass, dem begin see dem sef like onyibo too. Aftarall dem papa na de oga of de house. But trust de onyibo wife of de oga! She no go eva give dem chance to claim anytin. Most times, de onyibo people dey reject dis half caste pikin dem. And even till today, onyibo no dey too accept pikin wey any of dia memeber born with black pessin (dat one na sometin I go write about oneday).<br />
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So since onyibo no accept dem as one of dia own, and dem no wan mix with dark skin people, most of dis light skin people dey always look down on dark skin akata people. <br />
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Now dis one come dey make me to wonda. As far as I know, skin color no too get importance as I been dey grow up for naija. Although some people dey bleach dem skin to dey light in complexion, we still no accept de culture say light skin pessin beta pass. In fact, wetin I know be say, people dey marry opposite dem skin color so dat dem fit mix de color for dem pikin body. <br />
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No be until I come dis country wey I come see how skin color among dos wey get African ancestor dey ova important. Na wa oo! <br /></span>
<br /></div>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-9227268643096534242015-08-09T19:54:00.001-07:002022-02-14T07:13:51.871-08:00WE FOR YANKEE SUPPOSE TANK GOD FOR SOME KIND TINS WEY WE DEY ENJOY FOR HIA<span style="font-size: large;">To begin talk say yankee no get light problem go be very old tory. Yes we know say when ee come to steady light, we naija no fit compare to yankee people. But I dey hia say light don dey dey steady small small since oga Buhari take ova.<br />
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Abi na oda tins like say nobody still dey wash cloth for hand, or say wata dey reach everybody house, or say coal tar reach ya very domot e.t.c. Ee get oda plenty plenty tins wey dey for dis yankee wey dey make life to dey very easy for pessin.<br />
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No wonda say afta we wey be foreigners complain of how dem dey treat us bad (racism) and how we dey miss we country, still nobody wan go back to where im come from. Deep down you know for ya mind say tins for hia still beta pass where you come from.<br />
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Just like dis internet tin, de difference beween internet servce for hia and naija dey like where you dey compare night and day. Dis one remind me one time when I been dey chat with one of my friends for online wey dey naija. As wey dey chat reach like thirty mintes, im come remind me say he go soon log out. Say im time wey im buy for cyber cafe go soon finish.<br />
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See me wey dey my house and dey chat with am for wireless internet wey I install for my house. Ee no even occur to me say people still dey go cyber cafe. No be say I dey feel like I get levels pass am, but I don too dey used to easy and fast internet access, and I just come forget say no be so de tin dey for every country, including my naija!<br />
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Even when I dey check some celeb bloggers site and ee get video wey dem go ask you to watch, I go see comments like,"me I no get gigabites to waste for dis ya video". Dis na because say dos wey dey use de internet wey guys like Glo nd MTN dey provide, dey try save dem money. I dey hia say dis telecoms companies dey cut people head with de kind money dem dey charge people for internet service. Chai!<br />
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For yankee, you fit dey ya house and spend all ya time online dey do anytin wey you like. Like dis blogging wey I dey do, I no tink say I for get de money or de time to do dis one for naija. Dos wey dey do professonal blogging for naija na dos people wey dey actually make money from am. At least dem get money to pay for internet service. For hia I fit blog becaue internet dey very cheap fast and reliable, and I fit afford am.<br />
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For hia, people dey do online skool. From sekondari skool work to even PhD degree, you fit do am online. I just dey wonda weda dis kind tin fit dey possible for naija. Now wey be say any kind information wey pessin dey find dey for online, I wonda weda naija fit meet up with de kind speed wey information dey fly like de speed of light for cyber space.<br />
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Na wa oo! To say naija still get long way to go na proper UNDERSTATEMENT. I just hope say dos guys wey dey for power for naija go take style stop all dis dem stupid quarel quarel wey pessin dey see online every day, and begin do tins wey go really helep de citizens like to provide cheap and fast internet. If dem go do dis one, me I personally belive say ee go helep us to bridge dat big gap wey dey between us and develop countries as ee concern INFORMATION and KNOWLEDGE.<br /></span>
<br />bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-37436323456498171152015-08-05T21:29:00.005-07:002022-03-11T14:15:13.143-08:00BACKGROUND CHECK<span style="font-size: large;">For dis place eh, dem go check you up and down, even sef ee remain dem to check ya pant to see weda you get anytin wey you dey hide. I dey talk dis one as ee take concern de tin wey dem dey call <strong>background check. </strong>Afta you don apply for work, or even as you dey fill de application form, you go see space wey dem go ask you if you do commit any crime before.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-LxSAzTwFM321kSal6U7VubC0pgpAiPKSq2aBLubmxz81i1_6n56cHE3B7i-QtISFI_9RYrjiuUj_cpgsWf0_fQYC-3NmWndjIyBsnBWT0A-NNPqD6DZEuhTP0E1fEdDzdgmkNkrVu0Rnc6o8m1do7hOxUJU2KnVVDQihXe3Pmd1VeacXAJGGK-HenQ=s287" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="175" data-original-width="287" height="390" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-LxSAzTwFM321kSal6U7VubC0pgpAiPKSq2aBLubmxz81i1_6n56cHE3B7i-QtISFI_9RYrjiuUj_cpgsWf0_fQYC-3NmWndjIyBsnBWT0A-NNPqD6DZEuhTP0E1fEdDzdgmkNkrVu0Rnc6o8m1do7hOxUJU2KnVVDQihXe3Pmd1VeacXAJGGK-HenQ=w640-h390" width="640" /></span></a></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
If you like make you lie, dat one concern you. Afta you don submit ya application form, dem go run background check with police to find out weda wetin you talk for ya form na true or na lie. And make God helep you say you no talk true.<br />
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Plenty people wey qualify for some kind work no dey get am sake of say dem get some kurukere for dem record. Even afta you don pay for ya offense, de tin go still dey for ya record. And de one wey dey hold people back pass na de one wey dem dey call <strong>felony. </strong>Dat one na <i>red flag</i> for any application wey you fill out.<br />
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Most places no go even give you chance to explain ya sef. Once dem see felony for ya record, na capital NO be dat. Plenty plenty people no fit get beta work sake of say dem get felony for dem record. And as bad as dis one be, na akata people dey suffer am pass when dem get felony for dem record.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhDR8uqW-7mSkqJYp6BwvZgEdAAe2JC1xiXzWwt50Z-rMIhh2JKiFPZ_46HHOYHK5RC2axJxzC_lX2kdiCn4Bfe1_cvSGLm_mcdkYlEmC8LwXoaEeEz1WzO7eI0brRffg7ETIv8LZHbojVFezdy0Cq_FVH-MIxgUEBJIIOtf_56yeoNYtPEDgu2s5eLmg=s275" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="183" data-original-width="275" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhDR8uqW-7mSkqJYp6BwvZgEdAAe2JC1xiXzWwt50Z-rMIhh2JKiFPZ_46HHOYHK5RC2axJxzC_lX2kdiCn4Bfe1_cvSGLm_mcdkYlEmC8LwXoaEeEz1WzO7eI0brRffg7ETIv8LZHbojVFezdy0Cq_FVH-MIxgUEBJIIOtf_56yeoNYtPEDgu2s5eLmg=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">
And dis one come make me dey wonda about how we dey take apply for work for naija.., lol. Who get time to check weda pessin get any bad tin for im record? Where you wan go check to find out any pessin past records? <br />
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Awa naija police wey still dey use pen and paper to collect people statements? Where dem get database wey you fit check online to find record of any pessin? Abeg I no wan begin talk about awa police wahala hia. We still get plenty tins to do before we begin do background checks for we country.<br />
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I just hope say one day say we go reach dia!<br /><br />
Make I apologize to my readers wey dey wonda where I go hide all dis while. Na laziness ova take my brain.., lol. Anyway, I don come back, so make una stay tune for more gist from me!!<br /></span>
<br /></div></div>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-29996003157099137612015-06-24T08:48:00.003-07:002022-03-20T01:16:56.046-07:00MY YANKEE FRIEND NO GO LET ME REST <span style="font-size: large;">Dis people no wan let me rest anytime dem come my house when I dey cook. Na so I go dey hia tins like- wetin be dat? Na wa oo..., wetin die for ya house? Wetin be dat tin wey you like to cook wey dey smell like rat wey don die for long?<br />
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See me see wahala oo! How wetin I dey cook for my own house come dey concern dem like dis? Anyway sha..., de tin wey dey worry my friends nose na my crayfish and dry fish wey I dey use cook. Dis na sometin wey no dey common hia. Even sef, most people hia no even know say you fit dry fish.<br />
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Anytime pessin wey I know travel to naija, I dey always get plenty supply for soup tins. Me I like to cook naija food for hia. Dem fast food no dey gree master my body. <br />
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But my friends dey always like my food anytime when I cook am finish. Dem go chop and almost lick plate. So de tin dey surprise me as dem no fit stand de smell of crayfish and dried fish. <br />
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Well me I don dey use to de smell sotey ee no dey even enter my mind say dis tins get bad smell. and me I no get any plan to stop to use dis tins when I dey cook. My yankee friends just need to adjust dem nose to de smell of my ingredients oo!!</span>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-20663474288477313762015-06-14T07:54:00.003-07:002022-03-20T01:16:17.204-07:00MARTIN LUTHER KING BOULEVARD<span style="font-size: large;">As me and one of my friends been dey stroll for him moto one day, we reach one junction like dat. Den I come tell am to turn left so dat we fit see wetin dey dat street. My friend say lai lai him no go enter dat street for dis night. <br />
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'Ah ah.., wetin do de street?', be wetin I come ask am. My guy come tell me say dis side of town na de rough side- na de south side. I come later find out say de name of de street na MLK boulevard. Dis na short form for Martin Luther King boulevard. <br />
</span><a name='more'></a><span style="font-size: large;">Every town for yankee get at least one street or drive or lane wey dem name Martin Luther King. And na dat side wey akata people plenty pass. And make I tell you, no mata de town wey you dey, dem own MLK dey always get de same kind of environment and de same kind of tory about de place.<br />
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First of all, dis area na no go area for onyibo people. Once most of dem see de sign, na drive pass be de next tin. For dem mind na say de akata people dia go do dem sometin. Even some <strong>ajebotarized </strong>akata people dey stay far from MLK street.<br />
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De popular idea of MLK na say ee no dey safe, or na place wey hard drugs dey plenty, and na place wey korofo dey always patrol 2-4-7! For me sha, wetin I dey usually see na poverty. Na hia you go see people wey no too get opportunity to beta dem sef. Most of de houses no too fine, and de road dem no too good.<br />
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Maybe if govment go try spend some of de money wey dem dey carry go pour for de onyibo people side, den de place no go always dey like as ee dey. South side for any yankee town dey always be de poor people area, and MLK be like de capital of dat area.<br />
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And wetin come make de mata worse be say de bad part of every town for dis country, always get one street wey dem name afta de main guy wey fight for justice and beta life for poor people. And na dis one go make you to dey wonda weda de man waste him time and him life for nothing.<br />
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<br />bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-46711330333322595572015-06-10T14:52:00.002-07:002022-03-11T14:25:09.511-08:00MY FIRST RODEO<span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjO0zjDpDGLHQc0Mrt57MMwMQMKzZYxVyOq1W6DNwnXuS8T2-2P9kSNXntfP4ZLGtbjFMvN17CFFBp8U41yD-9onmzGNFFctItkTCrNx8Q3Ah7_35wtFCqAwoMGFsoDTjq2zFnTr6tpnwk1ANRZp6zcjm7-N2z-KdycimoxPLr_WE49xqWzSVjB3Ijlzw=s275" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="183" data-original-width="275" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjO0zjDpDGLHQc0Mrt57MMwMQMKzZYxVyOq1W6DNwnXuS8T2-2P9kSNXntfP4ZLGtbjFMvN17CFFBp8U41yD-9onmzGNFFctItkTCrNx8Q3Ah7_35wtFCqAwoMGFsoDTjq2zFnTr6tpnwk1ANRZp6zcjm7-N2z-KdycimoxPLr_WE49xqWzSVjB3Ijlzw=w640-h426" width="640" /></a></div><br />How many of una don ride horse before? For dos of una wey don ride am, how de tin dey feel for body? Me I neva fit get de mind to climb horse back. Ee dey always dey me like say de horse go fling me like stone from catapult.<br />
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Now na how many of una don ride cow? Yes I mean nama! Lol. I know say dat quesion get as ee be. But make dat one no too surprise you oo! Dis na because for hia for yankee, ee get one kind special sports wey people dey ride cow. Dem dey call am RODEO.<br />
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Dem get plenty tins wey dey happen for rodeo, like de best pessin to control horse, best pessin to stay for cow back, fastest pessin to tie goat or best to catch cow with rope. Dis sports wey I dey tell you so dey open for men and women. Dos na de people wey dem dey call cowboys and cowgirls.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgHQoFsKdJGzZIMx7lniC-4wBLkZ7h2FomE5DO57E0dOT69GWlyM8-rk01HWvK8a8i69xN74RWIFW7Dw_p-S4GxiMOZeEHEw0mdSy1gBInD0wtFcDJSNMd5G6Z-_3-SDuUm7iJCkgeCeDBNfj765iPVO4QGTQhUOzX_0cMZtwViOrEFVrIJo9boewznWA=s1280" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1234" data-original-width="1280" height="386" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgHQoFsKdJGzZIMx7lniC-4wBLkZ7h2FomE5DO57E0dOT69GWlyM8-rk01HWvK8a8i69xN74RWIFW7Dw_p-S4GxiMOZeEHEw0mdSy1gBInD0wtFcDJSNMd5G6Z-_3-SDuUm7iJCkgeCeDBNfj765iPVO4QGTQhUOzX_0cMZtwViOrEFVrIJo9boewznWA=w400-h386" width="400" /></a></div><br />
I remember de first rodeo wey I attend, ee just dey like where I dey wait to see de first pessin wey go get serious wound from dis animal. You wey dey watch dey fia pass de pessin wey dey on top of dis animals. Na de babes event dey fia pessin pass. To see as women dey bounce up and down for horse or cow back go take style fia you. <br />
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Na de cow riding wey most people dey like to come watch. You go see as dis big nama go dey fling dis people like paper. I see as one come fling one guy. But de guy still hold de rope wey dey de cow neck. So him land again for de cow back, and den de cow fling am again. Na so my guy dey for air dey swing him hand and leg like say him dey swim. Him finally land for him back. Next tin na stretcher and hanlele to ambulance and forward march to hospital.<br />
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As de show come dey go on, I come begin tink of how we fit do dis same type of sports for naija. With all de cow wey we get for north, we fit arrange sometin for people to come watch. So dat people go come watch as awa aboki go climb dia cow and begin show us dia skills. Me I go pay any amount to go see dat kind show.<br />
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But I no go like to see awa women do dis kind sports sha. Reason be say awa women dey very very <strong>endowed </strong>for both frontage and backyard. Make pessin no dey confused of wetin im dey watch. You go dey dey watch de cow riding, den before you know wetin dey happen, ya eye go don move go anoda place. Na so you go begin see as bobbi go dey find space to escape. But trust awa naija men, dem go even pay extra money to go watch de female event.<br />
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<br />bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-50699828822718621472015-06-03T22:23:00.004-07:002022-03-11T14:14:16.465-08:00TRANSGENDER PEOPLE<span style="font-size: large;">No be small tin oo! Pessin wey God create finish, go look im sef for mirror den decide by im sef say God been make mistake to create am as man or woman. Den dat pessin go use im own hand come change im sef to anoda tin. Cold catch me for dis one!!<br />
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I tink by now everybody don sabi say for yankee, de tin wey dem claim say dem get yanfu yanfu na say everybody get de freedom to do anytin wey dem like, unless say dem no break any law. But if you don live for dis country tey, you go sabi say dat talk about freedom no be as dem dey talk am.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiCKMeAJRdXrl1wMku2K-8T7-vViyEsVZGQcUcWBQ5X1gAHZNC98B4sX_VQ0slgVUucieeRyRfcqf1-WkTjLqiCRHzHCFMUfP0UEI0ZLOPVq7K7TY9PB4pOAeLrxqUOWHMZqBu5X7WJPk4hWCnfbygHp4_bb5IXiA-u4rHB4YUAFDL38Ylg5NtKPTlwCA=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiCKMeAJRdXrl1wMku2K-8T7-vViyEsVZGQcUcWBQ5X1gAHZNC98B4sX_VQ0slgVUucieeRyRfcqf1-WkTjLqiCRHzHCFMUfP0UEI0ZLOPVq7K7TY9PB4pOAeLrxqUOWHMZqBu5X7WJPk4hWCnfbygHp4_bb5IXiA-u4rHB4YUAFDL38Ylg5NtKPTlwCA=w640-h426" width="640" /></span></a></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<a name='more'></a><span style="font-size: large;">Anyway sha, back to de transgender mata..., no be like say I get de right to judge wetin anybody decide to do to im body, but wetin dey worry my mind na de fact say de tin just dey against nature. And no mata how many tins you change for ya body, ee get some tins wey go remain and wey go constantly remind you of who you originally be.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjIzk184XVYJMjf8yQ5u-etgkIFhXRxnLAGZIIwIwjEllkc4tB8Qi8RkuNVP9SsTnl_eCZDrDsWK35ucjQK1YM9DN-b8-jreIYr8kZD3jatxmlcRG8Vw8JbLIQVrEF4GF7XDpphig7IThAlHhzfPvT-DW5tSKfURSoQiXBLiQ0k9fxuv_mmvDccnacDOA=s500" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjIzk184XVYJMjf8yQ5u-etgkIFhXRxnLAGZIIwIwjEllkc4tB8Qi8RkuNVP9SsTnl_eCZDrDsWK35ucjQK1YM9DN-b8-jreIYr8kZD3jatxmlcRG8Vw8JbLIQVrEF4GF7XDpphig7IThAlHhzfPvT-DW5tSKfURSoQiXBLiQ0k9fxuv_mmvDccnacDOA=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div></div><div>
<span style="font-size: large;">All ya old photo go always remind you of who you really be. Maybe you go burn all ya aphoto dem and den go try delete all de ones wey go dey for cyberspace!! So no mata how you try, ya past go still dey dia dey look you like mirror.<br />
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And na dat time dat pessin go begin suffer from CONFLICT OF PERSONALITY. Wetin all dis people wey dey support dis lifestyle no go admit na de psychia side of dis mata. Most of dem dey get wahala for dem mind. Na so you go constantly dey fight with ya mind to decide wetin you really be.<br />
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And dem dey sell dia beer from special tap. Dem go serve you de beer for <b>draft </b>(dis na regular glass cup) or <b>pitcher</b> (dis na big glass jug wey you fit share if una dey for group). But dem still dey sell beer for bottle.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh4o_V7SJH57pP-LzPoLchPt6yHKu_BCv-XB_gAv8kfzy7c8_itZ3HlbDvdxu0f73Ku60Wk8C7ergUjrU2ww1HrEdmkRRiOdCEBfH2CSmDcwLvUI5lE9-eUrAZg8w4TOocQQ6FVM37Zk_zSdOf_qavk_qYFz8vfJlVK3pOmyY8dlcgHlRKy4W-N-no4Ww=s500" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh4o_V7SJH57pP-LzPoLchPt6yHKu_BCv-XB_gAv8kfzy7c8_itZ3HlbDvdxu0f73Ku60Wk8C7ergUjrU2ww1HrEdmkRRiOdCEBfH2CSmDcwLvUI5lE9-eUrAZg8w4TOocQQ6FVM37Zk_zSdOf_qavk_qYFz8vfJlVK3pOmyY8dlcgHlRKy4W-N-no4Ww=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
And den oda differences, na say dem must close around certain time. No mata how many people still wan drink you must close. In fact ee get de way dem go don program dem cash register, de tin go stop to work when closing time reach. And so when dat time don dey reach, like 30 mins to de time, de bar tender go begin shout 'last call'. Dat one mean say if you still wan buy drinks, make you hurry buy before dem close.<br />
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If you wan open beer parlor, you must get special license. No even try to sell beer without license. Dat one na trouble you dey find for govment hand. And den you go come sign contract with de alcohol companies for dem to supply you with drinks.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjyEHK-DQNg9lyVqDLtQJbPKOloj__fo0h-xxxBhZFdcdU8kYA9IKaPocO8aaW-YjLxwRxni-69e32ghJ4Q_lG85kywqAps5qGEcrK4qpUnpTjLC3yx5xQmPjygQUItiXeZCsmDCZxEa9o-sx7kDDnq8-_j-VXVCF95p9QHl3k2i5qmxCJ24ZSogep7VA=s500" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="334" data-original-width="500" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjyEHK-DQNg9lyVqDLtQJbPKOloj__fo0h-xxxBhZFdcdU8kYA9IKaPocO8aaW-YjLxwRxni-69e32ghJ4Q_lG85kywqAps5qGEcrK4qpUnpTjLC3yx5xQmPjygQUItiXeZCsmDCZxEa9o-sx7kDDnq8-_j-VXVCF95p9QHl3k2i5qmxCJ24ZSogep7VA=w400-h268" width="400" /></span></a></div>
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Now de bartenders must be people wey don get training of how to sell alcohol. Dem get to learn how to mix most of de drinks wey people go ask for. Dem get to learn how to serve am de proper way. You no fit just wake up one morning den go begin serve alcohol for beer palor. You must get ya own special lisence. <br />
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Dat dia work no easy at all. You go see as everybody dey order for dem drinks at de same time, and you must know how to cordinate well. If not na yab you go recieve from all dos drunk people wey dey ask for dem drinks.<br />
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And den fights!! I remember when me and some of my guys been go drink for one bar. As we dey dia dey drink, ee no even reach 30 mins when we see dis two guys just dey argue. Dem don dull dia eyes with enough shack. As dem continue to dey argue, no do no do dem begin troway punch. Me and my guys just take suffry suffry comot for de place.<br />
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Fight for beer palor na very common tin. When some people don drunk, na dat time dem energy dey enter gear-10. And na sometin wey I neva still fit understand. When me I don jones well well, I dey usually dey very happy and lazy. My energy go don go down well well. I no even get too much power to stand well talkless of to fight. But most people hia dey turn to incredible hulk after dem don drink.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhZ84-B1gj3gCNiBX5B5AzG9CBdNZpuiRerLwGnI4XteKK60gypWaT0kx3muM5rCcGDLz8e7sfl-xyCj8rysFZPyXLMDFlI7ciqyToO1VkGku248--7eEVtstEMlpwMcKG_ukMAhEhqS7TJHojitBuWuBVmSruAJAT-2k4chiPMEq_0Qf5sbrJwyFA0Og=s500" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="500" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhZ84-B1gj3gCNiBX5B5AzG9CBdNZpuiRerLwGnI4XteKK60gypWaT0kx3muM5rCcGDLz8e7sfl-xyCj8rysFZPyXLMDFlI7ciqyToO1VkGku248--7eEVtstEMlpwMcKG_ukMAhEhqS7TJHojitBuWuBVmSruAJAT-2k4chiPMEq_0Qf5sbrJwyFA0Og=w400-h266" width="400" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
And dis one dey always invite korofo people almost everytime. When dem come na public intoxication dem go knack you with. And na jail you go sleep dat night. And na im make bartenders must shine dem eye well well to see who don ova drink and begin make too much noise. For hia de law say bartenders must stop to sell drinks to any pessin wey dem see wey dey misbehave even if dem ask for more drinks.<br />
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If police come to arrest dat pessin, de first tin dem go do na to ask de beer palor when last dem serve de guy wey dey misbehave. And if dem find out say you still dey serve dat guy afta im begin misbehave, den na trouble for dat beer palor too!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg8TcQ7KUYj4tSGsGCmTYNroFWL-WPltR-l2mixrHawbx2A_8NM0quOKs-pbbbVdfreQ2EhYMaJpWS9v3gTqyRcuS91F_MxEUL_OGfG69QKrgsCw1tf0nB4M5A706MeMl84MdLPXQJMywsSZp72ZnErUgXxjLTwBtaB9vgYrbIX4oSl980Sd7Gx1uCO-A=s500" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="334" data-original-width="500" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg8TcQ7KUYj4tSGsGCmTYNroFWL-WPltR-l2mixrHawbx2A_8NM0quOKs-pbbbVdfreQ2EhYMaJpWS9v3gTqyRcuS91F_MxEUL_OGfG69QKrgsCw1tf0nB4M5A706MeMl84MdLPXQJMywsSZp72ZnErUgXxjLTwBtaB9vgYrbIX4oSl980Sd7Gx1uCO-A=w400-h268" width="400" /></span></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg8TcQ7KUYj4tSGsGCmTYNroFWL-WPltR-l2mixrHawbx2A_8NM0quOKs-pbbbVdfreQ2EhYMaJpWS9v3gTqyRcuS91F_MxEUL_OGfG69QKrgsCw1tf0nB4M5A706MeMl84MdLPXQJMywsSZp72ZnErUgXxjLTwBtaB9vgYrbIX4oSl980Sd7Gx1uCO-A=s500" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">
Den de food for most beer palor na so so fry fry. Fried chicken wings, french fries, or sometimes dem get barbeque meat. And dis one dey make me remember naija beer palor. I dey miss all de specials like point and kill, suya, fish/goat meat pepper soup, nkwobi and ecetera ecetera! <br />
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Chai...! As I dey type dis post now na so I dey swallow spit and dey tink of mama Okey beer palor! Well, make I no too worry. December go soon reach!!!<br />
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Dis students really dey special. Dem get dem own program for any skool wey dem dey. Dia own teachers dey different. And most skools get dem own special class. And when dem wan write wetin dey like WAEC for hia, dem own quesions dey different. <br />
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I remember one of my first work for yankee, I been teach small for one sekondari skool for my area. I notice say ee get dis students wey de skool tell me to give special attention. If I give classwork, I need to give dem less quesions and extra time to finish. I get to read de quesions to dem sometimes. And if dem <b>special </b>condition dey very serious, den dem get specialist wey go teach dem.<br />
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Before dis time I dey always tink say students like dis dey get dem own special skool, skool for blind, or skool for deaf and dumb or mentally handicap. Yes dem get dos skools hia. But special ed. students wey I see for de skool dey like any oda normal student to me.<br />
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But lata na im I come begin find out de difference. Some no dey understand tin wey dey for paper unless you read am aloud for dem, some no fit just sidon one place, some no fit stay where light too much for de class. I don even see one student wey dey use only colored paper for im classwork (white paper dey affect im eye). I tell you...., de different types of students wey make up special ed. plenty no be small.<br />
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And de law hia say dis students must go de same skool with <b>regular </b>students. If possible, dem must stay for de same class with de regular guys. And make I tell you...., sometimes ee dey very hard to teach class wey students like dis dey. Dis na because de rules you get to follow just too plenty. You no go dodge some and follow some. You must follow all of dem or..., de mama or papa fit sue de skool if dem find out say any teacher dey ignore dem pikin. <br />
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Now dis one come carry my mind go my beloved naija...,lol! Na who get time for dis kind students? If you no fit understand sometin for class, na you sabi. Either you struggle am by ya sef or you drop out. Nobody get time for you. All man must write de same exam and finish de same time. If ya own special ed. problem na say you no fit keep ya yansh for ya seat for long time, na im be say ya yansh and koboko go be like 5 and 6.<br />
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For naija if ya pikin no dey understand and you wan complain to de skool, dem get de right to no do anytin. Highest na to change skool for ya pikin. WAEC, NECO or any oda organization wey dey organize exam, no get any kind arrangement for students like dis. All students must write de same exam.<br />
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If at all naija wan begin to take care of de education of dis special ed. students, den we get plenty work to do. We need people wey dem train special for university to teach special ed. students, we need psychologist to check to see who qualify for special ed, we need special books, we need special lawyers, we need special counselors. And govment get to make laws we go protect dis students rights. And den you need enough books and oda materials for de papa and mama of dis children to learn about dem pikin condition and how to helep dem succeed with dem education.<br />
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Well....., I no know if and when we go eva ready for dis kind big tin. May be na when awa oga dem stop to dey thief awa money and start to do de work wey we elect dem to do!<br />
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<span style="color: white;">NIGERIAN NEWS, NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER, OSHIOMHOLE, OBASANJO, BUHARI, AMAECHI, TINUBU, GEJ, KESHI, SUPER EAGLES, CHELSEA, LARA FORTES, WIZKID, DAVIDO, LINDA IKEJI, DON JAZZY, JAY Z, OBAMA, JUSTIN BIEBER, DRAKE, CHRIS BROWN</span></span>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-6161152930069536082015-05-24T23:53:00.004-07:002022-02-10T04:36:43.320-08:00MY CASINO EXPERIENCE FOR LAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA<span style="font-size: large;">Last weekend I been go one casino wey dey near my town. Dem dey call am THE BOAT, wey dey for Lafayette for Louisiana. No be my first time to go dia. But ee don tey small since I been go. Casino na place wey I feel say I dey go troway my money..., lol. I neva go dia before den win money. Me and gambling no be friend at all. I feel say why people no dey too win for casino na because for dia beer na free oo! I dey tell you. Drink as you like and spend excess. Lol!</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjOTKEMRvF_sr5mh8PK34LwzwBzI3m6GXZbZ6w-lTL9Iq70EUnKzW7L5kEtE52JPruzZzSbGaWLaI6wVytqLaq5OfPigvHxgEo7P6J_2VVm1Bz-S7TwzWdzLJnCL_r-tTa41WjRFiCPfHoxe6BKIC2ANkMxe2u3uq6SlHGp8DuXhadAIi9if6m097GecQ=s310" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="163" data-original-width="310" height="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjOTKEMRvF_sr5mh8PK34LwzwBzI3m6GXZbZ6w-lTL9Iq70EUnKzW7L5kEtE52JPruzZzSbGaWLaI6wVytqLaq5OfPigvHxgEo7P6J_2VVm1Bz-S7TwzWdzLJnCL_r-tTa41WjRFiCPfHoxe6BKIC2ANkMxe2u3uq6SlHGp8DuXhadAIi9if6m097GecQ=w400-h210" width="400" /></a></div></span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">Anyway sha, dis time when I go, I been win small money. But na afta I don play for long time. Me I no dey go near dos black-jack tables. Na for de big fish dem. Na de slot machines I dey anchor, plenti types dey to play with small money. And whenever I go casino, I dey stay till de next day, den begin come back house around 4 o'clock for morning. <span><a name='more'></a></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">When I play small, na so I go begin waka to go see different tins. Na so I go waka enter de shopping mall, just to do<i> window shopping. </i>Dis time when I go, I discover say de town been dey organize carnival. Different musical bands, drinks brekete, different different food stands with assorted types of food; from seafood to fry fry food. Na you go chop and drink tire, dis na because say for carnival food and drinks dey cheap small.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiwQ8-YxW-Fogg6pXkPrNP61agTDwLUVJ40_ZBuNVFNMs6INkuBASdK-woC_eBF8yLyKtG8pAQsZNxNfGW_GV-4byUvwXq_KaoN-agI4gdS0DYv7VW1D01Mg2DMpR-Jz4wB3uqfsZ2HI5deyk_LLjhXdI5NesSYdfa6qbZPSV5H01hX6qgBvcpJIK1DBQ=s300" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="300" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiwQ8-YxW-Fogg6pXkPrNP61agTDwLUVJ40_ZBuNVFNMs6INkuBASdK-woC_eBF8yLyKtG8pAQsZNxNfGW_GV-4byUvwXq_KaoN-agI4gdS0DYv7VW1D01Mg2DMpR-Jz4wB3uqfsZ2HI5deyk_LLjhXdI5NesSYdfa6qbZPSV5H01hX6qgBvcpJIK1DBQ=w400-h224" width="400" /></a></div></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">And when ee don dey dark, nightclubs go begin full. Different types dey; cowboy club, strip club, bikers club, blues club, even same-sex club dey (hmmm.....). Me I go just choose two or three and spend small time for each one. See eh, you see oyibo people, dem sabi organize enjoyment and cruising. Nothing like say I no see where to go enjoy mysef, anytin you dey find you go see.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">And na so hotels scata everywhere. Accommodation no be problem at all. And all dis enjoyment spot dey for one area wey dem dey call <i>downtown</i>(de business area of any town). Day-time na for office workers to go work, and night-time na for entertainment to start. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjaUePxfpzKKpyf_SLh-r1KffZNfaM5yTkAdlsblaYl6WxkNZwbmbAD12sTSUVLlTfwgsgLjusZGAWrcb-0Joh5TJtQd4RgwJpy3mmv-0FN0nh2IyFi5S-t2HSavnWfQNhwk1mlgzVnz5HMHB2yG5vepXBQSFEGzl_mitFyACDUkdG-asEzizuBxDI2Xw=s323" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="156" data-original-width="323" height="194" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjaUePxfpzKKpyf_SLh-r1KffZNfaM5yTkAdlsblaYl6WxkNZwbmbAD12sTSUVLlTfwgsgLjusZGAWrcb-0Joh5TJtQd4RgwJpy3mmv-0FN0nh2IyFi5S-t2HSavnWfQNhwk1mlgzVnz5HMHB2yG5vepXBQSFEGzl_mitFyACDUkdG-asEzizuBxDI2Xw=w400-h194" width="400" /></a></div></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">Me wey na casino carry me come, I don even take style forget dat one. Too many tins wey fit distract you dey happen at de same time. My favorite na de buffet restaurant. Omo, de place na to <i>chop and kill yasef. </i>With only $25 wey you pay, you fit chop till infinity, but you no go carry any food comot. Wow... just imagine any type food restaurant food, ee dey dia.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgSwngLTr34CsKPqNsoPZf0EbvxoW3JY11-JnOOuDd_467sMk1iCCFYLq0Zc3U6k0rz2G_zPXGme2_-3wwfzSAiLh8QZalysWQvEU5WPgESU8oAli_ymNUJUm7ViJ7XYy9BbKoBSOG5P6t5aWmJctMuMyyIaD93pRPScVysXA3eTbWTdh-uT4H8uNVG9A=s275" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="183" data-original-width="275" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgSwngLTr34CsKPqNsoPZf0EbvxoW3JY11-JnOOuDd_467sMk1iCCFYLq0Zc3U6k0rz2G_zPXGme2_-3wwfzSAiLh8QZalysWQvEU5WPgESU8oAli_ymNUJUm7ViJ7XYy9BbKoBSOG5P6t5aWmJctMuMyyIaD93pRPScVysXA3eTbWTdh-uT4H8uNVG9A=w400-h266" width="400" /></a></div></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">Afta all de waka waka and flexing, na time to house. I come by 3:00pm stay till 4:00am de next day. Omo, with de kind enjoyment wey dey, na so ee go be like say time dey fly. But man must go house go rest, money to go rent hotel no dey oo. Ee dey expensive sha.</span></div></div>bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-65197095595494173972015-05-20T22:57:00.002-07:002022-02-10T04:54:26.680-08:00TONARDO NEARLY CARRY ME GO<span style="font-size: large;">When pessin dey see as nature dey scatter some places with hurricane, tornado or tsunami, you no go tink say de tin fit reach ya side. I dey always imagine wetin ee be like to experience any of dis tins. But yet, I go dey pray make ee no ever happen for where I dey.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgA0_uy3jT5gOqdcv9JxWy6bvRjr8vc2yN8QXesVNt4Fo4zFfqKK6miAhnCUBHT0Ysyu0Hwmv-6lsBxh8lKaPnaP5io04_wd6twXXkpjay5mk8-_yEd9fTRnNmJ2SGxLghKQSyKRJ5CFseCIWnARcX2rT37t4evx9eT_uVQ9IffYULLfm40lOfnS8B8DQ=s259" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="194" data-original-width="259" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgA0_uy3jT5gOqdcv9JxWy6bvRjr8vc2yN8QXesVNt4Fo4zFfqKK6miAhnCUBHT0Ysyu0Hwmv-6lsBxh8lKaPnaP5io04_wd6twXXkpjay5mk8-_yEd9fTRnNmJ2SGxLghKQSyKRJ5CFseCIWnARcX2rT37t4evx9eT_uVQ9IffYULLfm40lOfnS8B8DQ=w400-h300" width="400" /></a></div><br />
All dat one change for me last week sunday! Ee get dis tornado wey reach awa side. De kind fia wey catch my body dat night no be small. Na so my body dey shake like leaf. Sleep fly comot for my eye. Na so I dey look for window, den watch tv to hear weather update and den comot outside to see wetin dey happen.<br />
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Tornado dey two types, one na when de tin dey hang for air. Dat one no dey cause any damage. If una get luck, ee go just waka pass una area. Den de oda one na when de tornado touch ground. Before ee reach my town, ee don already touch ground for de neighboring towns. Ee scatter some people house. One husband and wife die. Dem been dey try to protect dem small pikin with dem body. But tank God say de pikin survive!<br />
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De tornado scatter skool for one small town like dat. De tin blow de roof of de skool comot. Ee damage dem skool buses. And dem no come open de skool for like one full week. And as I continue to dey watch tv for update, na so I see say ee don reach awa town. I say eh..., na so I notice as my heart shift down go reach my belle, lol. My brain just dey turn like 200 miles for one second.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjihP63O3H1Yskdntpn5m2_uhLMw2YWWnGjEGxtDMYx7nnMAYdBofvGCYnb4x9XMEeuqQKotvZCShg-qxsZHH6dLUw62csXpi8sYpbZkd3cybxAoGj8TakjaiR78nKT7ak48Nzya4AGiFBLY7JwDNov_nNKdB70OalZVYRoIjxK0K9JFSPsyTkJirCE3Q=s275" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="184" data-original-width="275" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjihP63O3H1Yskdntpn5m2_uhLMw2YWWnGjEGxtDMYx7nnMAYdBofvGCYnb4x9XMEeuqQKotvZCShg-qxsZHH6dLUw62csXpi8sYpbZkd3cybxAoGj8TakjaiR78nKT7ak48Nzya4AGiFBLY7JwDNov_nNKdB70OalZVYRoIjxK0K9JFSPsyTkJirCE3Q=w400-h268" width="400" /></a></div><br />
But I come manage to remember de tins wey I hia say you need to do when tornado come ya area. I rush go enter my bathtub and den carry one small mattress come cover my head. As I lie down dia, na so I dey check de weather app for my phone to see when de tin go pass awa area, hoping say ee no go come blow my roof comot. <br />
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Den after like 10 minutes, I notice say ee don pass awa area. I come outside to check see wetin don happen. Tank God nothing damage around my area. But I later find out say de tornado pass for some side wey nobody dey live. Some trees for dat side fall for ground. And den de tornado begin go up to enter Oklahoma state. We hear say ee scatter some people house. Infact ee get dis small town for Oklahoma wey ee destroy half of de town.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgpn5U4PCy7XuXoE-VlG3Br30NH9_fYJnLzV-2-ms_kj6FUfUkU-PzYnj7uvtTNI-z3sMURkprNSYh2aumyo__yR4BuUUWjWXre8uqxipESV4wergo4T_KM8WQXrk0gOAIySHb8Yd4rJ9uyixlp3XS_2WG3ZW_dHxKP1AoWCWHQH0m1GvUJYewZjP4STw=s275" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="183" data-original-width="275" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgpn5U4PCy7XuXoE-VlG3Br30NH9_fYJnLzV-2-ms_kj6FUfUkU-PzYnj7uvtTNI-z3sMURkprNSYh2aumyo__yR4BuUUWjWXre8uqxipESV4wergo4T_KM8WQXrk0gOAIySHb8Yd4rJ9uyixlp3XS_2WG3ZW_dHxKP1AoWCWHQH0m1GvUJYewZjP4STw=w400-h266" width="400" /></a></div>
Dat night experience na sometin wey I no ever wan experience again. De kind fia wey been dey my body dat night been no get part two. All wetin my head been dey tell me na say my own don end dat night, lol. <br />
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But den ee get sometin wey I no just fit understand!! Na dis kolomental people wey dey chase tornado with dem camera. Dis guys go use moto and dem camera to dey pursue de tornado anytime wey dem see am. Dem dey call dem sef <b>tornado chasers. </b><br />
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Na waoo...., some people dey find where to hide, but odas dey pursue death for yansh! Na dis kind tin wey Igbo man go turn him hand around him head two times den come shout TUFIAKWA!<span style="color: white;"> NE, NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER, OSHIOMHOLE,
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Now wey all man don dey buy private jet for naija, I feel say now na de time for us to build at least one airport for the thirty six states wey we get. So dat all dis people wey we no know how dem make dis dem money fit dey land for any state wey dem dey go. But seriously, I also feel say dis one go make ordinary people waka around naija to dey more easy and fast. People no go too dey rely for moto to travel around.<br />
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Just like for yankee, every state get at least two or three international airport. You fit dey for ya state and fly out to any part of de world wey you wan go. And den dem get uncountable small small airports wey dey helep serve local travel. Towns we get population like fifty or sisty thousand get dem own airport. And de tin dey work well. If you wan travel go any big city, wetin you need na to join connecting flight from de airport for de small towns.<br />
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All you need do na to go online, buy ya ticket and if you buy very early, ee dey dey very cheap. No mata for where you dey live for yankee,you must to find at least one local airport near you wey go connect you to any where you wan travel go. <br />
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And no be like awa <b>Arik Air </b>wey just dey take dem passengers do yeye every time. For hia, if any airline mess up with dem service, na so dem business go end be dat. And as competition penty, na so all de airlines dey try to out do odas to attract more customers. So no time for bad service. Air transport dey very efficient for hia. If you no come on time, na so you go miss ya flight. <a href="http://lifeforyankee.blogspot.com/2015/01/my-funny-traffic-light-experience.html" target="_blank">Dat one almost happen to me once</a>. And unless na weather, dem no dey ever get delay.<br />
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And even for small towns wey population fit be like five thousand, dem get dem own tinkili airport. Dis one na for mostly people wey get small single engine planes. Na for dos wey just like to fly for entertainment or where people fit go begin to learn how to fly. Most of dis kind airport get flying clubs where people dey come with dem small planes to practice or just fly. And for hia, dem get almost 2000 flying skools where people fit go learn how to fly plane. And all of dem get dem own airstrip where dem training planes fit land and take off. <br />
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Even sef, some big companies get dem own runway and planes for dem to transport dem goods and workers from place to place. And depending on ya levels for de owo (money) department, you fit build ya own personal runway for ya compound. Most of dis big people hia wey no wan wahala dem sef to begin drive go airport, go just fly direct from dem house. Now na dis one wey I dey call LEVELS.<br />
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For naija we still dey see air transport as one kind big tin, but for hia ee dey like normal tin. Infact, depending on how early wey you buy ya plane ticket and how far you dey go, ee fit dey very cheap (not to talk of fast and safe) to fly dan to drive or use train.<br />
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bbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05746372609502934932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7535500424178130597.post-37592208812488967542015-05-10T22:07:00.004-07:002022-02-14T07:27:27.267-08:00DUMPSTER<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;">
De way wey govment for hia dey keep de towns clean, go make pessin appreciate say govment dey really do dem work. For every town, no mata how small wey dat town be, dem get sanitation department wey dey make sure say dutty no dey pile up for any area for de town. Dem work na to go round to collect dutty from every house and office and den go troway am for one central dump ground.<br />
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For de apartment wey dey live, we get dis big dustbin wey dem dey call <b>dumpster</b>. And den every thursday, de sanitation office for the county wey I dey live, go use dia lorry to come offload de dumpster. Every single thursday, dem must come. No delay or any excuse. And na so dem go go from house to house to go collect people dutty. <br />
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If you dey live for wetin dem dey call house for hia, dem go give you special govment dustbin for you to put all ya dutty. And when dem come with dia lorry, you must put ya dustbin for near de road for dem to see. And you no need to worry, beacause say dem must come to offload ya dustbin every week.<br />
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Every month, you get to pay small money for dis service. And most times you get to pay am with ya wata bill, soak-away and gas bill( dat is if govment dey supply you gas to cook for ya house). And dem no get time to come worry you to pay ya bill. If you wan do ova sense, na im be say ya wata go stop to rush.<br />
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Na local govment dey in charge of to collect dutty. Den de local govment/county come share de work to each ward/council. State govment no get any time to collect dutty. Dem get more serious mata to worry about. Local govment dey in charge of to provide basic amenities like wata, collect dutty, education (primary and secondary), road maintenance and oda small small work wey govment need to provide.<br />
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No be like for naija wey state and federal govment wan carry everytin for dia head and den go end up to no do anytin at all. For hia dem sabi how to share govment work between de different levels of govment so dat dem fit monitor de work of each level and to know when any particular level of govment no dey do dem work.<br />
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And no be like for naija where governor go dig some bore holes or build some kilometers of road and den begin make noise up and down for newspaper say im don deliver <b>dividends of democracy</b> to im people. For hia dem understand basic amenities na exactly wetin im be-BASIC. No be wetin politician suppose begin make noise up and down anytime wey im provide any basic amenity. And na im make no mata how me or any pessin wey come for naija go complain how life for dis place hard, we no get any plan to go back naija. If you see how govment dey take provide all de simple tins wey suppose make life easy, ou no go feellike to go back to go live for naija. Govment for hia dey work.<br />
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